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Where soap opera meets real life ... again
 

Written & Directed
by David W. Owens
 

Town Hall Theatre

 297 Queen Street, Campbelltown
September 2003

Synopsis

Cliff Hamilton has been kidnapped by SMUT (Supreme Militant Urban Texans) run by TE Newing.  They're planning to release a porn flick "Bonking in Honkers", that Cliff Hamilton, Alexis Herrington, Rock Hamilton and Claudia Gaynor-Hamilton did back in th 1950's. 

SMUT wants twenty millon dollars in exchange for Cliff's life and the copies of the videos.  Alexis Herrington, Caress Herrington, Rock Hamilton, Claudia Gaynor-Hamilton, Crystal Ayres-Hamilton, Brick Hamilton, Houseboy and Chantel Lace, mount a rescue to save Cliff.  As with all the best-laid plans, all does not go as they planned.

Original Cast

Voice Over/Floor Manager/Betty-Sue Newing........................Lisa Dodge

Claudia Gaynor-Hamilton............................................Cathrine Beare

Alexis Herrington*.........................................................Jenny Smith

Cliff Hamilton.........................................................Frank Kirkpatrick

Brick Hamilton.........................................................David W. Owens

Crystal Ayres-Hamilton.................................................Wendy Collins

Rock Hamilton/Wayne Kerr............................................Douglas Baker

Chantel Lace/TE Newing................................Melanie “Mandi” Beaumont

Vonica Vixen..................................................................Nerida Atkin

Caress Herrington.....................................................Brooke Davidson

Pablo Pablo.............................................................Robert Earnshaw

Houseboy/DS Carl Franks..............................................Michael Mason

Lance Dribbler/Voice of the Bomb..............................Cameron Finlayson

Babs Blewitt/Ellie-May Newing...........................................Simone Tree

Billy-Bob Newing.............................................................Jullian Atkin

Bessie-Jane “Big Mamma” Newing................................Rhondda Hendley

Billie-Joe “Sister Woman” Clampitt..................................Christina Finlay

 

*Alexis Herrington-Hamilton-Johnstone-Pilton-Oxenburg-Edwards-Windon-Pablo

 

Production Team

Director/Writer/Lyricist...................................................David W. Owens
Producer/Assistant Director/Set Designer.................................Sandi Owens
Composer.................................................... ..............Peter Novakovich
Stage Manager............................................ .................Julieanne Nicholl
Set Construction......................................... ......Cast and Production Team
Lighting Design/Sound Engineer................................................Ian Collins
Lighting Engineer.......................................... ........................Bob Smith
Costume Designer..............................................................Sandi Owens
Costumes................................................................Sandi Owens & Cast
Hair Consultant................................. ...............................Sylvie Limare
Hair & Make Up................................ .... .....................Vivienne Finlayson
Props.............................................. ........................Stephanie Whicker
Front of House Manager........................  .............................Sandi Owens
Assistant Front of House Manager............. ...........................Nathan Colling
Ticket Seller..................................................Kerrie Finlay & Sandi Owens
Publicity...........................................................................Sandi Owens
Programme Designer......................................................David W. Owens
Back Stage Team................................................................Clare Nicholl
..........................................................................................Patric Rae
..................................................................................Therese Fogarty
........................................................................................Jen Buckley
..............................................................................Cameron Finlayson
Front of House Team........................Friends and Family of Wingz Productions
Refreshments..................................................................Judith Trimboli
Prompt..............................................................................Nerida Atkin